1. The wait.
2. The devastation.
3. The sweaty brow.
4. The stubborn erection.
5. The snuggling (if you’re lucky).
6. The regret (if you’re not so lucky).
7. The obligatory smoke.
8. The way you feel totally relaxed.
9. (And slightly dirty.)
10. The intense need for a sandwich.
11. And ice cream.
12. And pretty much ALL OF THE FOOD.
13. The exhaustion.
14. And sometimes slight confusion.
15. The unpredictability of peeing.
16. (I mean, seriously.)
17. How good a hot shower feels.
18. The way you think you look…
19. Versus the way you actually look.
20. (Let’s be honest, it’s probably more like this.)
21. The afterglow you’re sure everyone can see.
But it’s all good. As long as you don’t end up like this.
Epic from Distractify