How guilty were you of these crimes?!!
Only wearing your backpack on one shoulder, for coolness.
Filling PowerPoint presentations with endless animations and Word Art.Being a master of custom animation was VERY cool in year 6, but putting all those effects on a presentation now just makes people feel ill.
Covering everything you own in mini badges.
Writing Yes/No on an eraser and using it to make important life decisions.This is not a good way to live your best life.
Owning a huge Nokia 3310..
Being able to do skateboarding tricks. Unless it’s your actual job or something, it’s not a skill that’s going to come up much in your day-to-day life.
Writing in Parker Pen. Writing in a fountain pen as an adult just makes you look like a pretentious bellend.
Owning an extensive sticker collection that you guarded with your life,Probably a bit weird to do now.
Sitting on the back row of the bus.
Drawing on the rubber of your Converse. Bonus points if you wrote meaningful emo song lyrics on them.
Drawing on people you sit next to in biro because you’re bored.
Graffitiing on toilet cubicle walls.
Spiking your fringe up and dyeing the tips blonde.. NO NO NOOO
Owning light-up shoes.
Owning a number of “shag bands”. And always getting confused about what colour meant what. Trying to immediately advertise how many lacklustre handjobs you’ve given is just kind of lame as an adult.
Owning a tiny Nike Just Do it bag, Just pretty fucking impractical if you want to carry anything larger than a maths book.
Wearing Lynx body spray.
Doing all your work in scented gel pens/bubble writing. Apparently adults are not allowed to fill in tax forms in a yellow banana-scented gel pen. Who knew.
Wearing massive Baby G watches. Why did they need to be so shock resistant? What were people doing with them?
Wearing Livestrong bands. SMH!!
Using a Jane Norman bag to carry your PE kit, Not very practical gym bags as they tend to fall apart.
Rolling your skirt up, There was nothing more lame than being the one girl who didn’t roll their skirt up at school. Now you could just, you know, buy a short skirt.
Writing your favourite band names and your celeb crushes on your bag,Go to a job interview with all the members of My Chemical Romance written on your backpack in biro and you might not get hired.