This is just Hilarious!!
1. When you’ve been lying in sweatpants all day and realize you are supposed to go out in two hours:
2. And when after hours of lying in bed in your towel texting/stalking Instagram, you finally muster up the energy to pull your look together:
Luckily for Barbie, her makeup is tattooed to her face — so convenient!!!
3. When you try on different outfit options for your friends:
“If I bend over in this can you see my butt?”
4. When you take a shot to get the night started:
5. When one shot turns into four and you’re feeling the music so much you start dancing on your own:
6. When you’re done pregaming and call for an Uber:
7. When the Uber arrives and no one is ready:
“IT WAITS ONLY FIVE MINUTES, BECKY. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.”
8. When you squeeze as many people as you can in the back of the Uber.
And then proceed to drunkenly ask your driver his life story so he doesn’t notice the person stowed between your legs.
9. When you get to the club and decide it’s time for round two of shots (even though this might not be the best idea):
10. When you tell your friends you have to pee and sneak off to the bathroom to take a selfie because you’re feelin’ your look:
11. When the inevitable wardrobe malfunction happens:
Something about alcohol makes it harder to feel that nip slip.
12. When you go to the bathroom and feel the need to compliment everything about the strangers you encounter there:
“HELL YEAH WE’RE GONNA HANG OUT AGAIN.”
13. When four drinks makes you forget everything you hate about your ex and you drunk text them:
I misssssss youuuuuuuu.
14. When you look in the bathroom mirror for the first time and realize you are NOT as hot as you were when you left the house:
Why am I sweating so much? How did this Cheeto get in my hair?
15. When you leave the bar and they won’t let you back in to pee, so you take matters into your own hands:
“DON’T LOOK AT ME, OK? LOOK AWAY, KAREN.”
16. When you give zero fucks that you’re walking barefoot outside, because you NEED to take your shoes off:
17. When you get home and realize tequila was a bad idea:
I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN…until next week.
18. When someone randomly gets emotional:
“Why are you crying?” I don’t know.
19. And when you and your friends go in on some drunchies:
TACO BELL IS SO GOOD.
SOURCE IS THE AWESOME BUZZFEED!!