This is your formal dinner set.
Your clog game amounts to this.
Your Tinder sessions always end the same way.
This is how you pay for parking.
Your Nirvana CD has to double up.
Only on Valentines day.
You swear this is the special edition one.
This is your favorite rack in the grocery store.
Your AC game is on fire.
Fixing your cooker is for wimps.
Your an Apple man to the core.
This is how you shave.
This is your bong.
This is your get rich quick scheme.
Another one of your special edition Apple watches.
This is your shower curtain.
You like to have a low key Xmas.
You tell your friends your training to be a furniture designer.
Thats a bloody feast!