This is your formal dinner set.
Your clog game amounts to this.
Your Tinder sessions always end the same way.
This is how you pay for parking.
Your Nirvana CD has to double up.
You swear this is the special edition one.
This is your favorite rack in the grocery store.
Fixing your cooker is for wimps.
Your an Apple man to the core.
This is your get rich quick scheme.
Another one of your special edition Apple watches.
You like to have a low key Xmas.
You tell your friends your training to be a furniture designer.
Source: Distractify
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